We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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