never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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