this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My vagina is officially offended.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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