I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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