Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
