Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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