when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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