Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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