I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
me + whiskey = a bad person
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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