Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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