I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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