I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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