That's intense
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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