I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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