only if we run a train.
done.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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