There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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