belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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