P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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