i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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