it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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