One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She's the barista slut.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
