Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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