You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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