just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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