just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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