TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
birth control should be required to get into college
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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