I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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