ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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