I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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