I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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