How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
be right there i have to get my cape
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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