They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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