Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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