Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
