No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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