I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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