tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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