Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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