so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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