Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
as a side note pls kill me
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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