Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize