Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
