I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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