I wannas sexs uuuuu
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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