I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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