We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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