just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
