I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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