I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Come see our sink grown plant.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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