im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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