Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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