I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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