so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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