He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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